once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
(via iamhumanotdalek)
What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
(Source: juilan, via noiselesswhovian)
